March 2012
oh my god though my little sister is telling me the story of beauty and the beast
“BELLE’S DAD HAD SUCCESSFULLY WET HIS PANTS”
my phone doesn’t actually have service right now
LUCKILY WIFI
“SWYPE IT DON’T TYPE IT”
– Autumn
help everyone in the room is turning into kit harington
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wait was that what people meant when there was talk of oona “flashing panties” or was there some sort of wardrobe malfunction
not fully comprehending here
February 2012
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jeff bridges
thinking longingly of a peanut butter sandwich
one of my worst inanimate enemies is for dinner
why am I so tired oh god
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RE: Patrick Stump - For your consideration.
Words cannot describe how narrow-minded and childish I’ve found some people’s behavior towards Patrick since Soul Punk’s release.
Do they honestly have nothing better to do than waste (in that particular situation, it is wasting) money to go to a concert just to criticize a man who is doing what he fucking wants to do?
Since I could rant about this all night, here’s the...
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I believe in Rickon Stark.
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this is exciting
my phone could lose the signal at any moment
OH GOD MY LITTLE SISTER JUST CALLED ME THE QUEEN /GODDESS OF BUTTS
cool title y/y
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let's talk about jeggings →
butt jokes are also an option
CHECK OUT THE CAVE
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Me: Tumblr should fix ghost notes
Me: Tumblr why are you not working
Me: Tumblr why are my messages disappearing
Me: Tumblr Just let me use Missing E
Me: Tumblr why can't I unfollow someone who's deleted
Tumblr: Hey everyone have some new icons
iain went on tumblr and said it felt like he was in sesame street all of a sudden
i’m crying
I could not get a signal for a whole hour
meanwhile my sims are flourishing
what the hell
I wake up and it’s 2:22 and everyone is asleep
what’s going on here
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I think one of my favourite things about Sims 3 legacy challenges is that it’s kind of like your sims are the neighborhood’s royal family and you’re creating a really cool family tree with lots of history and each new generation gives you something to look forward to
ok that’s all
“‘what do floridians do’… other floridians, i imagine.”
– autumn
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jen’s comic con info texts are my favourite thing to look at rn
autumn just found out that her ff.net account for trollfics has been deactivated
she’s absolutely gutted
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do I go to sleep or do I mindlessly browse the internet until I just pass out
unconscious or unconscious
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my phone repeatedly signing me out of aim reminds me of that time in second grade where my school was having a fire drill and some kid in front of me pulled the “what’s that on your shirt” bullshit
immature and not amusing in the slightest
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the whowhat school of whichcraft and whyzardry
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Me: Oh, apparently there's a James Earl Jones montage?
Iain: Why?
Me:
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Me: WHY NOT
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once upon a time I could not stop singing my humps
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“i would feel blessed if sacha baron cohen stuck his ass in my face.”
– iain (via iainsaysstuff)
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aim says i’m not “responding to messages right now” NO WAIT WHAT THAT’S THE WHILE POINT OF WHY I’M LOGGED IN
I NEVER SAID THESE WORDS AIM
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a poem by me
if you didn’t like a movie that won you’re the spawn of satan
if you didn’t like a movie that lost/wasn’t nominated at all you’re the spawn of satan
it’s against the law to have an opinion differing from that of one side or another
award shows bring the best out of everyone
my favourite part of awards shows is the credits
“I do the creep around Tim Burton”
– Autumn
forgetting what you meant to put here
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adamusprime:
i love the way some of the things on tumblr are named
like at some point the engineers came to karp and were like “hey, we need a name for the place where we put all the themes, can we just call it the theme page or something”
and karp was like
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“If you could be any medication, what would you be?”
– My little sister wtf
remember when I wrote this trollfic →
I will finish it someday I swear it
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“it’s too dark to be light”
– me
THANK YOU SO MUCH JEN hfbggjnfcxsj I owe you twenty
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man if jon had elf eyes
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wow ok i'm not going to reblog BUT HERE ARE MY TWO...
OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK
SOME PEOPLE USE THEIR HARD EARNED MONEY TO, OH, I DON’T KNOW, PAY THE RENT OR MAYBE UTILITIES OR BUY SOME FUCKING FOOD
i’m so sorry you don’t see the sense in making it available to people who don’t have a television or a cable subscription or are in a different country
good on you for having extra hard earned money and EXCUSE THE FUCK OUT OF...
what’s all this about then
what’s going on
Jericho was a good show and I miss it
I’m going to write a romance novel
the female protagonist’s name is going to be Winter
I think you can all guess why